The POOP Test
Pattern of Obvious Propaganda
The Mission
The POOP Test helps normal people spot manipulation, emotional hijacking, and narrative control in the wild.
Its real purpose is simple: give you clear sight so you can stop getting played and consciously opt out of the systems designed to divide, distract, and drain you.
This isn't about attacking people, shaming anyone, or winning arguments online. It's about refusing to let manufactured outrage and selective framing suppress your thoughts and infect your emotions.
Poopdoody Gumdrop
A noble fecal turd from Fecal Falls, Poopdoody is a brown poop covered in rainbow sprinkles. He wears a classic detective coat and deerstalker cap, armed always with the magnifying glass of truth.
He is an improbable but highly effective force for individual awakening, helping citizens see past the bullshit and reclaim their own minds.
Queen Sukkabutt
Also known as Suckabutt, she is the ancient architect of bullshit and manufactured division.
She spreads narrative manipulation, emotional hijacking, selective framing, anonymous sourcing, and cognitive warfare. She thrives on making people feel things so strongly they stop thinking entirely.
To Queen Sukkabutt, everyone is just a piece of poop — she calls them poople. Her army of WORMS exists to create and maintain division — class, ideological, emotional — so the poople stay weak, distracted, and easy to rule. She wears a dress made of worms and trails a sickly green smoke everywhere she goes.
That green smoke isn't hers. In Fecal Falls, a fart is the very soul of a poop — and that smoke is made of the souls of every poople she's gotten her hooks into. Each person she manipulates gets sucked dry, their soul curdled into another lungful of outrage, fear, and us-versus-them poison for her to breathe.
The W.O.R.M. Severity Index
Weaponized Outrage & Rhetorical Manipulation
The core metric of the POOP Test measures exactly how many of Queen Sukkabutt's worms have infected a piece of content. A higher W.O.R.M. score means a heavier worm infestation — indicating strong emotional manipulation, manufactured division, and cognitive warfare.